出賣朋友事件簿II: 低級鬼屋

朋友丙: 公司呢度真係愈來愈恐怖……早幾日, 我見到大佬聽是非個樣...真係好狗
DK: um...JOBSDB個網址你有冇??
朋友丙: haha....我呢幾日聽左好多野, 包括大佬d縮骨野...仲有大佬點同其他部門的人一齊蛇鼠一窩....
DK: 嘩...hehe
朋友丙: 仲有呀, o係公司裡面, 個個都各懷鬼胎......為左瀉膊, 諗埋d鬼主意......product development的阿大就扮大佬......佢就明恰我大佬, 但係我大佬又唔出聲...我大佬就恰我地......呢度d人d英文又勁恐怖喎……

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朋友丙: purchasing 經驗又無, product knowledge又唔識, 英文又屎......不過呢段英文email係一個好有經驗的buyer寫的...我真係唔知佢以前點同阿差(印度人)買貨......
DK: 你講到你公司好似海洋公園那間中式鬼屋咁......
朋友丙: 仲有, 大佬同asst mgr好似有姦情......呢樣我都feel 到小小
DK: WOW-WOW, 好浪漫的鬼故事嚟喎......
朋友丙: 大佬結左婚有個女.....女的又有男朋友, 剛剛先去完菲律賓玩...
DK: 你點知?
朋友丙: 佢地講架ma...
DK: 咁又唔係"你FEEL到少少啦", 係"係人都講緊"啦
朋友丙: 但係姦情呢d野真係feel到小小......因為個女的只係成日話我地個office manager唔好唔好...又永遠唔會話大佬唔好......
DK: 哦.....我以為你話姦情呢件事, 係人都講緊添.....
朋友丙: ........仲有, 呢間公司裡面千祈唔好話任何事俾你身邊最信得過 o既人知添呀.......
DK: 吓......都幾恐佈吓喎.......那你抺咗我頭先那句去啦, 去唔到海洋公園咁高喎......似荔園那間多啲......